you know when you follow someone and they follow you right back or the other way around and you always like eachothers posts and you can tell that they’re a great person even though you never spoke to them what a beautiful nonexistent friendship
I Am a Man of Constant Sorrow | From O Brother, Where Art Thou?
do you ever hear a line in a song and it’s just so painfully clever you just sit there in shock for the remainder of the song
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”
"Underground Airlines, how may I help?"
Photoset with 1 note
View from my hotel room right now, it’s GORGEOUS over here on the West Coast of NZ :) holiday time with mum!!
Favourite character meme: one character
I SHAT MYSELF SO HARD WHEN I FIRST SAW THIS
APPARENTLY SULFUR HEXAFLORIDE TURNS YOU INTO SATAN
I AM JUST LYING HERE LAUGHING AND MY DOG IS STARING AT ME SHES SO SCAREDSCIENTIFIC HAHAHAHAHA
and then nobody ever needed voice filters again
I’M DYING LAUGHING DFSLKJWLJDSFLKJEWLFKJSDFDSF
Is it ironic that I just used knots I learned in Boy Scouts to tie myself to my bed for another guy to fuck me?
If by ironic you mean awesome, then yes.
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